- me: turns out i like garlic, a lot!
- bhu: good, this way i know im not marrying a vampire
- me: was that a concern of yours?
- bhu: yes, you are so white
- me: gasp!
- mom: how you feel today?
- you can not be sick on your B-day
- me (in my head): wait, what day is it today? its not my birthday yet, right???
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